Breasts Only

This is just a note for the ladies who use their bra as a wallet, phone holder or a spare pocket. Your bra should hold nothing but your boobs. I'm an awkward person, so when you reach into your shirt to hand me money at work, I do not know where to look. So please don't.

Thank you,
Your Awkward Ninja

Dumplings

My mum made dumplings. Throughout making these she was made a continuous note that if "you go out and buy, one dollar each, but I make all this, treee dollar!", like a true Asian.

Nomnomnom home made food.

The Perfect Day

Waking up naturally, without any unwanted disturbances, when time has reached its double digits (in the 24hour clock). Only getting up from bed because you either need to relieve the bladder or satisfy your hunger, or even both. Then popping back in for another nap. My perfect day right there. Unfortunately, I'm not rich enough to have this as my lifestyle.

Never realised the similarities between Bruno Mars and a monkey before this MV.

Zara

Waited in line during my break. 10 minutes in, and the line was moving, but when it got to me, the security told me to stop. Another 15 minutes lates he let me go in. I walked in, turned a corner and walk straight back out. Spent my half an hour break in line. All worth it?

The Perfect Boyfriend

I took Tasie out on a date on Friday night. Dinner at I'm Angus and desert at Lindt Cafe on the Harbourside. During which she told me I would make the "perfect boyfriend". Funny thing is, she wasn't the first to notice. Many have mentioned this to me. It's really a shame I don't have a penis.

I heart Lindt Cafe's Hot Chocolate.

Oh Snap

After another commercial about Royal Wedding, I asked my Mum if she knew when is their Wedding Date. Her reply? "The 29th. What? You didn't get an invite? Guess you're not as awesome as me."

... Maybe an egotisical attitude is hereditary?

Saw this the other day and cracked up.

Ninja Ring

This makes me wish my fingers weren't so short and stubby.

Awkward Boobs

One of my year four students drew this:

At least my boobs aren't lop-sided like Tasies'. But one of my year 9 students did this:

What has the world come to?

Buttercup

I've been stressing over University assessments, so Jess Fung popped by my work today to have lunch with me and suprised me with a present from Lush to cheer me up! She is an absolute sweetie pie!

The card still makes me smile! I LOVE her.

Hi

I saw this poster of Lionel Richie at Uni today, with the title "Hello? Is it me you're looking for?" And the lyrics to his song Hello at the bottom, like it was an advertisment of someone searching for their soul mate. When my friend Janice and I saw this, we both cracked up. I LOVE it.

And I wish it was that easy. As noted by Sylvia Fowler, "I am the man I want to marry! That's the problem."

Awwsome

My kids decided to remind me that I'm awesome today. They were very cute. Initially they scribbled the board with "Miss Jessica is awsome!"

They all got full marks.

Loved

The day after my wallet was stolen, I recieved a call from my manager. Apparently all my friends at work chipped in and surprised me with a new Oroton wallet! I was really touched on how sweet they are! I absolutely LOVE LOVE LOVE them! I'm so grateful to work with such wonderful people! It doesn't feel like work at all (most of the times).

Afterwards, I recieved a phone call from Misato and her Mum. They were both giving me advice about my Japan plans. They were both very realistic and honest and I really appreciated it. Hearing that they will support me, if I decide to go meant alot! Furthermore, I felt so loved that they both care about me this much, and basically treats me like family and endeavouring to make sure I'm looked after in Japan. I absolutely LOVE LOVE LOVE them.

I continously blushed the whole day and felt so loved loved loved! It totally brightened up my whole bad month. I hope it carries on over the new month of April.